[Bearclaw]
You're invited to a party
That’s in a bubble bath
Your pubes are colored
Like the hair of Mark McGrath

When you queef
It reminds me of "Back Draft"
Here's an Oscar
Didn’t know roast beef could act

Sure my penis is
The size of a thumbtack
But that doesn't mean
That it won't attack

It's sure to slap your face
When you get wack
So back off ladies
While I cut up this track

[Nasty Nate]
Let's hit some chron chron
And sip that Bacardi
With all this hot roast beef
I must be up at Hardee's

I want those curly fries
With them pretty eyes
And I am gettin' biggie sized
In between your thighs

I want that ass
Upon my stache
Sorry when I eat that shit
I gotta dine and dash

Lick those Jell-O Jigglers
They say “there’s always room”
I am like an astronomer
I’d like to see the moon

[Zilla]
So, who all wants to have
A hotel party?
Roll up in a DeLorean
Like McFly, Marty

The only one touching on
My Flux Capacitor
Best be an official
Pussy ambassador

One point twenty one
Fuckin’ gigawatts
Hitting all them
Money hungry gold digger-twats

Whirlpool - hot tub
Water jets blastin’
Talkin’ skinny dippin’
Gotta get your ass in

[Bearclaw]
And if that ass
Isn't coated with fur
I am growin' a solution
Cuz it's hot in here

Hit it with my fleshy mink
Where it stinks
Have her drippin' drops
Like the damn kitchen sink

Things get messy
I still can't complain though
Drillin' fly bitches
When I am flowin' like Drano

Call me Robin Leach
Cuz I only want the best
Fast cars, caviar,
Big boobies on your chest

[Zilla]
Girl, I like your jeans,
But it’s like I always said
They’d be looking better
At the foot of my bed

When I sport the stache
All the girlies just go nuts
I got them all thinking that
“It’s time to make the donuts”

And if you want to sneak a touch
Go on and be a thief
Be a meat inspector and tell me
“Where’s the beef?”

Where's the beef yo?
Where’s the beef at?
Yo where’s the beef at?
We gotta find that beef

I wanna know, I wanna
I wanna a Quarter Pounder with cheese
You can uhh get a sesame seed bun
And find that meat for me