[Zilla]
Girl, you know that
I really love burritos
I swear that every day
I bet that I could eat those

Some like tacos
And some like taquitos
I spend all my money on hoes
And burritos

I put two limes in my coke
And sometimes rum
Every time I eat burritos
I am ready to have some fun

Have 'um lay down the sauce
Just like in a flood
Not too hot
I don't wanna shit blood

I also a penchant
For pico de gallo
Because every other day
Is Cinco de Mayo

Cheese and sour cream?
You must be jokin'
I am the lord of that shit
Like J. R. R. Tolkien

Smother that burrito
In some of that white stuff
I am Donnie Wahlberg
I always got right stuff

Oh OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH
The Black Beans

Burr-itos.........
Spending all my time and spending all my money

Burr-itos
Cuz in Mexico
It's always sunny

This is a song of love
And I must confess
When eat Mexican
I've got no stress

This isn't a contest
And I won't best ya
Mix the margaritas
And let's have a fiesta

Robots don't eat burritos
It messes up all their gears
But in a hundred years
They'll confirm our fears:
That they might take
And eat our burritos
I pray to Bill Gates
"Oh, please, hell no"

[Nasty Nate]
I've got a Roomba
And it can eat anything
I feed it burritos
But go light on the sour cream

Dress him up like R2
Got a slot for sabers
Used Jedi mind tricks
To land Tammy Fae Baker

It didn't work out
She liked God not my Roomba
But she still topped my mushroom
Bounced her head like a goomba

I ate tacos with Yoshi
And he spit out fire ghosts
I felt the same way
That night my toilet's toast

Drunk on burritos
And I'm looking to fuck now
But the bricks turned to coins
When I hit it like a pow

Went in search of the Princess
She wasn't on her throne
So bounced a Koopa Troopa then
I gotta use the warp zone

Stuck in the warp tube
Like burrito blood clots
Si, me gusta burritos but
No me gustan ROBOTS!

The sour cream!

Burr-itos.........
Spending all my time and spending all my money

Burr-itos...
Cuz in Mexico it's always sunny

[Bearclaw]
Went to taco bell
Middle of July
Came for a Crunch wrap
Got a DUI

Broke outta jail
Everybody was gone
Big mistake robots
You just pissed off Sean

The only humans left
Are the ones you've made your slaves
So I'll fight you with burritos
To avenge my loved ones graves

Killing Circuit boards
With shredded lettuce
I use Chipotle burritos
As my Berettas

You wonder "What is love?"
A fucking two pound Burrito
You think "no it's not!"
Well it is to me though

Your laser beam stares
Try to mask what you're thinking
But your gears are clogged
And your red light is blinking

It's Tecate time
So let's pop some bottles
I killed all the robots
But pardoned the pleasure models

whoaaaaa, oh
Fuck Mexican places with no free chips!

Burr-itos...
I love that spicy cheese that's really runny

Burr-itos...
Cuz in Mexico it's always sunny